A Few of My Favorite Things

mmo

I am extremely proud of this song reboot.  I hope you enjoy it.  I don’t expect you to.
Snot balls on waffles and hats made of kittens,
Hookers and aardvarks and baby-skin mittens,
Aplets and Cotlets and Keith Richards’ spleen,
These are a few of my favorite things…

Shaving a school girl and sorting through coupons.
Kenny G’s sister is so fun to poop on.
I really love when I pee and it stings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

I do Kegels.
With your beagles.
My dad’s naaaaame is Vlad.

I throw back some whiskey and eat rotten goats,
And then I don’t feeeeeel
So baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Darth Vader dolphins and dog feet in noodles.
I have a big fear of blow up sex poodles.

Peeing my pants while Burt Lancaster sings.

These are a few of my favorite things.

Kissing your nipples and torching your penis
I’d say that Roscoe was better than Enos.
Wearing your prolapsed rectum as a ring.
These are a few of my favorite things!

When the cops come.
And I play dumb.
They get super mad.

But then I get handcuffs and a cavity search.
And then I don’t feeeeel so baaaaaad.

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