I’ve been asked more than a few times: Why “Vagina Devil Magic?” Having a Facebook presence under the name “Vagina Devil Magic” can bring about some interesting (that’s one word for it) questions. Of course, and this will be a surprise to literally no one who has been on the internet for more than a … Continue reading Vagina Devil Magic
Author: L.L. Curtis
BIG ZUCCHINI- W.A.P. PARODY
"It's scary. Do it anyway." MenuSKIP TO CONTENTSearch Big Zucchini (WAP parody) AUGUST 19, 2020 / L.L. CURTIS (Background) There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house I’m a gardening freakSeven days a weekBig zucchiniMake your veggie game WEAK (ahhh) Yeah, yeah, … Continue reading BIG ZUCCHINI- W.A.P. PARODY
Construction Zone!
Ahoy - Just a quick note to let you know that this site is under construction. No, no one hacked the site, no I didn't delete anything, things are just being moved around a bit and eventually redesigned.Please catch me on my Facebook page - you know, the one you found me on - in … Continue reading Construction Zone!
BBBB
At the suggestion of a friend of mine whose writing, along with the subject matter he tackles, truly bring me joy, I am starting a new regular column. The working title is: Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches: Tagline: Women you might not know but should. I have a lot (A LOT) of Facebook content, many … Continue reading BBBB
To All The Men I’ve Shown the Door (song)
To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the dicks I’ve mocked before You couldn’t make cum And all your words were dumb To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the head I gave too soon From Mid-December to the month of June Wish I could take it back Your … Continue reading To All The Men I’ve Shown the Door (song)
Milky Vengeance: The Consequences of Pissing Off a Fat Lady
During the summer of 1994, I had three small children at home including my six month old son. I had gained approximately one metric ton during the pregnancy as my best friend, who was pregnant with her twins at the same time, and I would eat our way through the malls giving zero fucks. I … Continue reading Milky Vengeance: The Consequences of Pissing Off a Fat Lady
Sad Is The Man
Sad is the man. ...the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. ...that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener anymore? What is life? He shakes his … Continue reading Sad Is The Man
“I see myself in that young, white rapist.”
Once again, a young, white, privileged (was that redundant?) male has been let off the hook for a vile assault against another human being. Former high school football player John R. K. Howard forcibly inserted a coat hanger into the rectum of a disabled black teammate, a young man from the only black family in his … Continue reading “I see myself in that young, white rapist.”
Woman Ends Lifetime of Fat-Shaming By Only Eating Kale While In Public
A plus-sized 42-year-old Seattle woman used to dread consuming life-sustaining nutrients in public due to the critical gazes she would receive by others in her vicinity. By having the audacity to consume what appeared to be the same menu items as her trimmer friends who she regularly dined with, she was making it clear that she did … Continue reading Woman Ends Lifetime of Fat-Shaming By Only Eating Kale While In Public
Look At Us Go
Author's note: This was written the summer of 2016 shortly after HRC had gotten the nod as the Democratic candidate for the 2016 Presidential Election. At this writing, in 2020, we have just gotten our first woman Vice President and while, we're still not "there" yet... Look at us go. * * * * * … Continue reading Look At Us Go
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