Ahoy - Just a quick note to let you know that this site is under construction. No, no one hacked the site, no I didn't delete anything, things are just being moved around a bit and eventually redesigned.Please catch me on my Facebook page - you know, the one you found me on - in … Continue reading Construction Zone!
Author: L.L. Curtis
Lilith
You know how everything is the woman’s fault? It’s a tale as old as time, really. A professional sports-ball player has a lousy game? Clearly it’s the new girlfriend’s fault. He was FINE before she came along. Your favorite band breaks up? Obviously a woman fucked shit up, right? This catastrophe has even been named after … Continue reading Lilith
BBBB
At the suggestion of a friend of mine whose writing, along with the subject matter he tackles, truly bring me joy, I am starting a new regular column. The working title is: Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches: Tagline: Women you might not know but should. I have a lot (A LOT) of Facebook content, many … Continue reading BBBB
To All The Men I’ve Shown the Door (song)
To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the dicks I’ve mocked before You couldn’t make cum And all your words were dumb To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the head I gave too soon From Mid-December to the month of June Wish I could take it back Your … Continue reading To All The Men I’ve Shown the Door (song)
Milky Vengeance: The Consequences of Pissing Off a Fat Lady
During the summer of 1994, I had three small children at home including my six month old son. I had gained approximately one metric ton during the pregnancy as my best friend, who was pregnant with her twins at the same time, and I would eat our way through the malls giving zero fucks. I … Continue reading Milky Vengeance: The Consequences of Pissing Off a Fat Lady
Sad Is The Man
Sad is the man. ...the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. ...that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener anymore? What is life? He shakes his … Continue reading Sad Is The Man
Look At Us Go
Author's note: This was written the summer of 2016 shortly after HRC had gotten the nod as the Democratic candidate for the 2016 Presidential Election. At this writing, in 2020, we have just gotten our first woman Vice President and while, we're still not "there" yet... Look at us go. * * * * * … Continue reading Look At Us Go
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