I need to add to my "colorful commentary" from earlier today on Facebook: I will literally never relent to call you out when it comes to weak comments like "just sharing a thing I saw", "I didn't mean anything, I totally love gay people" or "it's just a joke". Your jokes are dangerous. Your jokes dehumanize people … Continue reading About Your Anti-Trans “Jokes”…
"You're looking great," she said to me, and I internally winced a bit, hoping that it didn't show on my face. I was supposed to be flattered. It's a compliment, kind words that sting because I know that it's temporary, my "weight loss". Maybe not. But I know that, most likely, I will gain the weight back according … Continue reading But You’re Looking Great!
It was the weekend, and my friends and I had decided to meet at a dive bar called The Farm House, a dark, sticky feeling place that always somehow smelled more of stale cigarettes than the cigarettes that were currently being smoked by the patrons holding down bar stools. I was with a group of computer nerds … Continue reading Strip Poker and Spiders
During the summer of 1994, I had three small children at home including my six month old son. I had gained approximately one metric ton during the pregnancy as my best friend, who was pregnant with her twins at the same time, and I would eat our way through the malls giving zero fucks. I … Continue reading Milky Vengeance: The Consequences of Pissing Off a Fat Lady
"You think your so-called friends care about you. But they don't. None of them give a god damn about you. If they did, don't you think you'd know it?" He said with a sneer disguised as a smirk. Of course I knew better. I knew this was emotional manipulation, I was starting to see it finally, but this … Continue reading The Exhausting Cliché of Abuse
When I was twenty years old, I made the incredibly shortsighted decision to marry the first man who was the exact opposite of the my previous serious boyfriend. Because when you're twenty years old and you have everything all figured out, that logic makes total and complete sense. I mean the previous guy, with whom I had a child with … Continue reading Speed Racer and My Abortion
Junior high is truly a bizarre period of adolescent life, especially when it comes to all the crazy shit your body throws your way as you mature. When I was entering my teens, I was shaped somewhat like an overstuffed sausage, sporting rabbit teeth that I had not yet grown into, and the need to constantly have badly permed … Continue reading Tapiola and the Big-Tittied Girlfriend