Like a lot of women of childbearing age, my body is my mortal fucking enemy, and, quite frankly a total dick. When I was much younger, I always felt fortunate. Because, compared to some of my friends, my reproductive organs were pretty tame with little to no personality. But I had friends who, during their menstrual … Continue reading Aftercare Instructions: The Day My Uterus Exploded
Sad is the man. ...the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. ...that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener anymore? What is life? He shakes his fist. He cries out … Continue reading Sad Is The Man
In the wake of recent accusations of sexual assault and otherwise shit behavior from serial abuser and movie mogul, Harvey Weinstein, many more women have come forward after years of living in fear of retaliation if they came forward and lodged accusations of any kind towards this powerful man. Many of them had put what they endured away, as … Continue reading Thanks, guys. I guess.
The other day, while shopping, I noticed the sections of clothing for women and clothing for men and gave it a passing thought, wondering when we were going to end up just calling them "clothes". I've wondered this off and on since hearing comedian Eddie Izzard, when someone asked him about wearing women's clothing, respond with, "They're not … Continue reading Girl Food
There is a lot of talk right now about our unfortunate sitting Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, setting out on her agenda to roll back protections for sexual assault victims on college campuses, and people are rightfully pissed about this. According to an alleged "leaked memo" from the DOJ: Every complainant’s sexual history, if relevant, may be introduced at … Continue reading Which sexual encounters justified our rapes?
I don’t care about Joss Whedon. I don't care that Joss Whedon is a doughy man-boy who fucked girls that were attracted to his personae, young women who he never would have fucked had he been "Joss, that dude that cleans your toilets". I don't care that he called them "needy, aggressive young women" because … Continue reading I don’t care about Joss Whedon
I am feeling pretty discouraged by humanity today. I hate that, as a woman, there are still times when I don't trust rooms full of men. That, when I walk in, my hackles go up. That I think of the times I've walked down the street at night by myself and had literal packs of … Continue reading Humanity?