Becoming a stand-up comic is a weird fucking life-choice. In my case, it was mostly accidental that I ended up being paid to stand on a stage say the same stupid shit to drunk bar patrons and club-goers that I’d say if I was sitting on a barstool. A friend of mine had decided he wanted to try his hand … Continue reading Comedy, Cowboys, and Liver Damage
I just met this woman. She's about my age, she's about my build. She's loud at times, brash, and clearly intelligent but not overtly trying to convince you of the fact. She doesn't need to. She's a writer. Her voice is unique to her and, at the same time, one I can relate to quite easily because it sounds a … Continue reading I Just Met Me Again, and I’m The Worst
Sad is the man. ...the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. ...that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener anymore? What is life? He shakes his fist. He cries out … Continue reading Sad Is The Man
The other day, while shopping, I noticed the sections of clothing for women and clothing for men and gave it a passing thought, wondering when we were going to end up just calling them "clothes". I've wondered this off and on since hearing comedian Eddie Izzard, when someone asked him about wearing women's clothing, respond with, "They're not … Continue reading Girl Food
There is a lot of talk right now about our unfortunate sitting Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, setting out on her agenda to roll back protections for sexual assault victims on college campuses, and people are rightfully pissed about this. According to an alleged "leaked memo" from the DOJ: Every complainant’s sexual history, if relevant, may be introduced at … Continue reading Which sexual encounters justified our rapes?
I don’t care about Joss Whedon. I don't care that Joss Whedon is a doughy man-boy who fucked girls that were attracted to his personae, young women who he never would have fucked had he been "Joss, that dude that cleans your toilets". I don't care that he called them "needy, aggressive young women" because … Continue reading I don’t care about Joss Whedon