Sad is the man. ...the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. ...that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener anymore? What is life? He shakes his fist. He cries out … Continue reading Sad Is The Man

The other day, while shopping, I noticed the sections of clothing for women and clothing for men and gave it a passing thought, wondering when we were going to end up just calling them "clothes".  I've wondered this off and on since hearing comedian Eddie Izzard, when someone asked him about wearing women's clothing, respond with, "They're not … Continue reading Girl Food

There is a lot of talk right now about our unfortunate sitting Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, setting out on her agenda to roll back protections for sexual assault victims on college campuses, and people are rightfully pissed about this. According to an alleged "leaked memo" from the DOJ: Every complainant’s sexual history, if relevant, may be introduced at … Continue reading Which sexual encounters justified our rapes?

I don’t care about Joss Whedon. I don't care that Joss Whedon is a doughy man-boy who fucked girls that were attracted to his personae, young women who he never would have fucked had he been "Joss, that dude that cleans your toilets". I don't care that he called them "needy, aggressive young women" because … Continue reading I don’t care about Joss Whedon

  Haven't been wearing my jeans because it's summer and why would I... BUT I decided I needed to find them to see how much weight I've gained back after my last couple months of "Ah fuck it, I'll eat cheeseburgers and be 'good' when I can". Jeans are very unforgiving, unlike the summer dresses … Continue reading Blue Jeans Showdown